So what is my compulsory floor routine? Perhaps the best way to describe my compulsory floor routine is using an ice skating analogy. Ice skaters practice hours if not years, to create a perfect figure eight. Ice skaters have compulsory routines that need practice and attention before they go out and perform Toe-loops, flips, spins and axles. Well, I have essential routines as well. In my floor routine, I do not light candles, sit in a fancy bathtub full of bubbles, or listen to romantic music. In this routine I get down to basics and practice my foundational masturbation techniques--on the floor.
My typical floor routine occurs during the day. For that reason it is different than my wake up horny in bed routine, or, I really need to cum before sleeping routine. It’s less cozy, not under the covers and more focused on the utility of achieving an orgasm at that moment. Usually I’m watching TV or reading, and get an urge to masturbate. Being that it is midday, I am usually dressed, so I will immediately assume the compulsory position (lying on the bedroom or living room floor) and begin choosing a fantasy scenario that appeals to me at that moment. Once I decide on a sexy scenario, someone I like, a memory or whatever that gets me horny, I begin my routine.
I begin by unbuttoning my jeans, jean skirt, or sometimes I’ll simply place my hand under my clothes and panties. I just put my hand right down there. After my hand is under my panties I begin my routine, usually beginning with light external passes over my vagina, labia and subtle touches near and over my clitoris. While warming my fingers and vagina, I am already well immersed into my fantasy.
By the way, a lot is going on at this time, mentally and physically, so I usually possess a rather dull glaze while I stare at the ceiling. As the routine becomes more intense, I begin to make funny faces (or so I’ve been told). When I begin to get hot and flushed, it’s time to get busy.
At this point I am no longer softly touching and teasing. I am masturbating at a steady pace. My legs are open, I stare at the ceiling with complete focus, my nibble on my lower lip--the whole deal. This portion of the routine includes full clitoral stimulation; around, on top and even pulling it. It also includes insertion of my fingers to provide a nice filled up feeling as I move them in and out. Sometimes I will caress my nipples, but usually I am pulling the clitoral hood back with one hand while I masturbate with the other. It’s all well choreographed. I usually alternate finger movements and finally settle on a technique that will get the job done. From there it is pleasure until I reach orgasm.
In closing, I want to say I have nothing against candles or masturbating in a bathtub full of bubbles. I mean, I’d definitely do that! Unfortunately, I don’t have a bathtub in my tiny apartment (only a shower).
Maybe I’ll pick up some candles, though.
